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Fries and Pies
All you need to know about me is that my name is Kat and that I was a girl scout once but my entire troop hated me so now I rarely go outside. Be nice to your girl scouts kids. #thecaptainswoman (On Semi Hiatus due to school)

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

dean-loves-sammy:

Me: Can we pose like a couple while my boyfriend looks jealous?
Matt: Haha, sure.

Boyfriend: Can we pose like a couple while my girlfriend looks jealous?
Misha: YES.

moriarty-mastermind:

Lookin’ at Sam Winchester’s wiki like

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Song: Why Should I Worry
Artist: Billy Joel
Album: Oliver and Company Soundtrack
Played: 295,025 times.

jamestiberiusthorson:

One of the best underrated Disney songs.

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

kirkadoo:

The moment that viewers in 94 countries screamed Peter Capaldi’s name in unison/

kirkadoo:

The moment that viewers in 94 countries screamed Peter Capaldi’s name in unison/

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

whiskers-come-from-within:

danisnotonphilsmum:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

real lines. no joke.

Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar

no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha